(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.
Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"
Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"
Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."
Bobby "Oh."
Jimbo "Fuck you."
by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011
Get the Southern Parkingmug. by Suck my arsewhole January 21, 2020
Get the Benton Parkmug. A rich snobby kid high school that pelts other schools with batteries inside marshmallows during home games.
Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”
Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018
Get the Highland Park HSmug. A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.
by Roth Vantage March 13, 2016
Get the Park drinkermug. In truth, it's neither a park nor a real suburb as it's really just 3 or 4 streets in Ermington and West Ryde. However, its residents wanted higher land values by having a different postcode and not being branded Ermington.
Not to be confused with the beautiful people in Melrose Place, a popular 90s American TV series.
Not to be confused with the beautiful people in Melrose Place, a popular 90s American TV series.
by Melrose Park May 22, 2018
Get the Melrose Parkmug. 1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"
by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024
Get the Parkedmug. High school students who go to Fort Collins High school that hangout at the park next to the school. They do drugs, drink, fuck around and are complete brain dead cunts. The park is off school grounds so the kids there can't get in trouble for doing drugs.
by Stonerjew December 23, 2019
Get the park kidmug.