nut-salad

1.) A phrase uttered after you totally dissed your hommies.

2.) When Karma hits a person really really hard, they have just been served a healthy portion of nut-salad.

Hey bitch I saw yo momma sucking some dick again down at the docks.....NUT-SALAD!!!

After getting caught cheating on his wife again.....he was served a healty portion of nut-salad at his divorce....

by Sucka fo Life August 15, 2006

up the nuts

To be straight up or have the courage to tell some one something to their face

"Yeah she told him he was an idiot with no sense of fashion"

"She must be up the nuts" or "shes up the nuts"

by Mhurr January 22, 2008

the big nut

Ethan the all mighty nut giver lays out the fattest nuts in the world even though his penis is small he is the big nut

Yo did u see the big nut do that?

by why not11111111111111111111111 July 19, 2019

Nut Hugger

A member of the Transportation and Security Administration assigned to security at an airport in the United States.

After passing through the metal detector, I opted out of the porno-scanner line and got into line for the nut hugger.

by MrJM November 24, 2010

deep nuts

Deep nuts is the amazing guy who has a big penis + big dildo and fucks girls so hard there pussys look like the Grand Canyon.The most amazing guy in bed and smokes a lot of weed.Deep nuts also known as a dildo company- also known as ryan

I need deep nuts and buttsex

by DEEP NUTZ LOVER August 6, 2016

rubber-nuts

When your nuts rub together while you walk because you have huge holes in your underwear.

Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking

Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

rubber nut

When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.

Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber nut?
Friend2: Yeah!

by xFreedomx May 28, 2008