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nut-salad 

1.) A phrase uttered after you totally dissed your hommies.

2.) When Karma hits a person really really hard, they have just been served a healthy portion of nut-salad.
Hey bitch I saw yo momma sucking some dick again down at the docks.....NUT-SALAD!!!

After getting caught cheating on his wife again.....he was served a healty portion of nut-salad at his divorce....
nut-salad by Sucka fo Life August 15, 2006
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Nut Salad 

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.
“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”
Nut Salad by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019

Nut Seed Salad 

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.
Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!
Nut Seed Salad by Jzanola January 7, 2022

Nut-ass salad 

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
Nut-ass salad by volleymac December 9, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008