Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Anal Boxing

The act of repetitively punching someone in the rectum; until you fist enters the anal cavity

Did you hear Billy and Rhett did some Anal Boxing last night.

by Mr Viper November 8, 2017

Anal beads

Beads that fit in your ass

I put anal beads on my ass

by Zer0_Raptor May 27, 2021

anal railgun

The result of entering an MRI machine with a metal butt plug inserted. A perfect anal railgun launches out of the subject's anus at near terminal velocity. Internal/reverse launches, also known as "misfires", usually result in explosive death or in some cases, extreme pleasure.

"I was just starting Mr. Sawatzky's MRI when he started screaming and launched an anal railgun across the room that embedded itself in the concrete wall!"

"That's crazy! I'm glad all mine are silicone..Did he survive?"
"N....wait what?"

by DMeaner February 20, 2024

anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 27, 2017

True Anal

True Anal is a genre or sub genre of porn online and the acts involve anal to oral sex, the man has anal sex, and the woman sucks for penis and repeat. In some cases a man has anal sex with a woman and puts it in a mouth of another woman, sometimes it can be anal and oral sex with any amount of men and women

Pervert: True Anal is special
Watches a video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 1 sucks penis
Watches new video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 2 sucks penis

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

Anal Mac and Cheese

When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it

1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"

2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023