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Suncream Cake

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010
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Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.
Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.
by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022
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makin a cake

It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.
Dylan just ejaculated on Krista's chest after she finished makin a cake.
by Bazingaboy127 April 11, 2014
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Green Bay Chocolate Cake

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025
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Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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cake

flabby fat on stomach that extends out and jiggles when one walks.
Whoa look at his cake!
by Smithfield April 14, 2006
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Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.
Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!
by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020
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