The Saltbea

When you're about to cum, put on round sounglasses, take you're dick and give a few gentle slaps on it, cum in your hand and then let your fluids gently slide on your elbow. Just like Saltbea would salt his meat !

I used The Saltbea technic to cum on my girlfriend last night.

by thoroy January 18, 2017

Over saltation

When there is too much salt on your food and you can't handle the saltiness.

When you think you have to die because of too much salt.

Christina and Sofia ordered fries at McDonalds. The fries were too salty and Christina claimed that she felt like over saltation.

by chrisaey January 30, 2017

Over saltation

When food is too salty and you just can't handle it

Christina and Sofia went out drinking. They ordered McDonalds fries, which were too salty. Christina claimed that she'll die of "Over saltation" , because the fries are just too salty.

by chrisaey February 3, 2017

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

The Salty Volcano

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys July 15, 2017

Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!

- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.

by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017