Ho Jacks

Ho Jacks - Noun: The term "Ho Jacks" refers to a specific type of foot wear that is worn by a Ho, stripper, pole dancer. These shoes are the ultra high platform high heel shoes that raise the wearer up as a jack raises a car for better access for a person to work on the car. They are not the normal ground level high heel shoes with thin soles and three inch heels. Rather they are the type with at least one and one half inch and higher platform lifts under the sole and heel.

Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.

*Sherry is a dancer down at the strip joint. When she dances she is seven inches taller wearing her "Ho Jacks".

*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".

*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".

by RoadDawg April 14, 2013

Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Party Jack

When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.

Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. No Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.

by Incaico December 5, 2013

Jack Rice

when a girl does a line off your penis

Becky totally did a jack rice last night

by Bust Down March 28, 2015

Console Jacking

When you put a vibrating video game controller on your penis, therefore masturbating while feeling the vibes from the controller.

John went console jacking when he discovered that the controller vibrated when explosions were in the game.

by darth farts March 30, 2015

Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018

Jack Lawrence

A fucking retard with small genitalia but somehow gets all the guys In school.

Did u see the vegetable walking down the hall today??? Oh that's jack lawrence

by Vegetable boi August 4, 2017