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Jack Lawrence

A fucking retard with small genitalia but somehow gets all the guys In school.
Did u see the vegetable walking down the hall today??? Oh that's jack lawrence
by Vegetable boi August 4, 2017
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Jack Sesh

A planned masturbation session, usually referring to "jacking off." The planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.

Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.
I can't wait to have a Sunday morning Jack Sesh while everyone else is at church.
by Weeaboo_Starshine March 9, 2018
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Dook jacking

The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.
I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand
by Dook boi January 31, 2017
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Jack Passman

Often used as a word to describe Alfa energy or a person of great beauty.
Did you see Chad at the party last night; he was being a total jack passman.
by Jack passman admirer April 27, 2021
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Jack Schlossberg

One of the hottest lawyers I’ve ever seen. Also John F. Kennedy’s grandson
Omg have you seen JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg???
by iloveryanreynoldss May 22, 2022
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rosie and jack

The most amazing couple ever! Even though Jack doesn't confirm his love for her , they still are perfect together.
Josh:
You and Jack would make a perfect couple! Rosie and Jack.
by CrushedGuitarist45 January 1, 2017
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Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...
Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time
by Mack1990 August 17, 2011
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