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shooting inside the tent 

Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.
I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?

balls in the trolley 

adj. A phrase used to convey that one thing is really amazing. One may add the word "respectfully" while using the term to indicate politeness.
1: "I just passed my exam!"
2: "That is very balls in the trolley, respectfully."

risk it for the triscuit 

Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.
Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"

Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester 

A true royal indeed. He resides in Manchester after 12 grueling years of war. He has promised to kill all humans before 2025. He's also very gay.
Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester is a master of the arts.

Basting the Turkey 

(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.

Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Basting the Turkey by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009

Buzz the tower 

Informing someone to call your cell phone at a later time; (ie. Call me later..); if texting, use "btt";
Rick: what's your plans for tonight?

Bob: I'm not sure yet...

Rick: when you have a plan, buzz the tower.
Buzz the tower by Kernsie May 18, 2010