Death by cockshot

When a man blows a load down your throat and it goes down the windpipe

Omg it's suffocating me! I'm gonna unalive from death by cockshot

by Hac6395 June 5, 2025

Death Bear

Death Bear is the main antagonist in the episode "Death Bear" of Regular Show (S3 E36) He is a large brown bear the wears a pickelhaube on his head and a red cape around his neck. He was located a zoo that's been abandoned after he killed his trainer before escaping then being captured by Animal control by the help of Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Margaret

Death Bear is just a myth.

OH NO IT'S DEATH BEAR

by PinkFlyodFan1995 June 23, 2025

Death by McLaughlin

A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.

The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.

by Va-JJ June 27, 2025

death foresight

A saying for when a funeral happens without anyone having died beforehand

"Black Sabbath and other bands held a death foresight for Ozzy Osbourne"

by Aussie123hehe July 10, 2025

Death Whore

Someone who makes every tragic death about them, pretending they knew them or were closer to them in order to garner sympathy.

An attention whore but for death.

Shyanne is a death whore attending funerals for people she never knew and posting about it for attention and sympathy.

by Thistownisvile August 21, 2025

Death

Death is when you die on earth. Depending on the god you believe or no god at all can change what happens to what you believe is the after life. Some go to heaven, some go to hell, some go to the vallhala. The thing is you'll never know if your god is real or fake if you believe in salvation, dinning with the gods and Odin himself, Or darkness. You live once, unless you belive in reincarnation. You live once so take chances, don't be afraid of rejection, you learn from everything that happens in your life, be a good human being. Help others. It can be terrifying to think there's nothing after death but what if there is. What if after you die on earth your with all your pasted loved ones and more. Have a good life, live the life you want to live. Remember you live once so use your life wisely.

Child: what if there is not god? What if there's nothing but the darkness like in a cave.

Parents: believe

Child: but what if after death there is no life. There is no god. We're just dead.....

by Itsamebobvy August 21, 2025

death threats

Basically telling someone to end their lives over saying something horrendous, usually seen in a tiktok comment section

"im a pedophile!"

"can someone send this weirdo death threats"

by mistermeowzers123 October 20, 2025