Fake caking

The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.

Bru im not finna cuff that girl, im just fake caking.

by Playatech June 2, 2025

Betchy Cakes

adj. The nicer, cuter way of calling someone betch. Must be a close friend or else things may get awkward. Can also be shortened to cakes or cakey.

Hey Betchy Cakes text me later <3
Hiya Cakey whats up?

by betchycakes33 May 20, 2011

Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022

Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.

She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.

by Tbag March 8, 2017

Cake

Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.

Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'

by Iron Balls Billy October 2, 2012

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Caked

To pass out: fall asleep hard.

I was watching netflix last night and straight caked.
Damn i slept through my alarm, i was caked.

by Babycakes415 August 26, 2018