You proceed to take a wet, dripping shit on your hand and masturbate, covering your dick with the feces. After doing so, take your shit covered dick and shove it down your victims throat.
by The candyman January 9, 2018
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I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018
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Get the Diet Chocolate mug.What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.
by LickDick489777 October 18, 2018
Get the Chocolate Banana mug.Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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