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Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.
''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked
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Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself
Michael is always suckin and fuckin
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Michael vs Samantha

Michael and Samantha have an amazing and blessed relationship! Their love is strong! Ideal couple! But she definitely loves harder in the end!
Man do you see how much Michael loves Samantha? But Samantha loves harder! But it's Michael vs Samantha loving hard together
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Michael Elias

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.
Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.
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Michael Ramos

Mike the perfect MAN CONFIDENT, HAPPY , WISE , DOWN TO EARTH. HONDA ENTHUSIAST! & NICE LOOKING PUERTO RICAN WITH SUAVE CURLS.
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Michael Town

Oh my God ur a liberal like Michael town
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
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