john wattsing 

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.

I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.

john wattsing by Greyhawk 91 January 19, 2020

john mulder 

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay

Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?

john mulder by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020

John summerhase 

this person is a locksmith and a meme, he is also kjnhbgfdsfgtyhujikoijhuygtfrdesawesdrtfgyhuji

the John summerhase is gay.

John summerhase by SCP-729-J January 21, 2020

John Doe 

The Roblox player who is not a bad guy but people believe he is and try to kill him with guns.But he soon turned into a hacker.

That man is being a John Doe.

John Doe by grim reaper reaper January 22, 2020

john dreiling 

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.

John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!

john dreiling by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020

John Manley

Man wit da greatist yutube channle out der named SouthernBear

Man John Manley got cool ass yutube channle

John Manley by TippierGnome84 January 30, 2020

John The Bishop 

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3

Yo John The Bishop is an amazing twitch streamer

John The Bishop by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020