gain the upper hand

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.

Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Left handed people

A form of alternate creature that forms on the opposite side of a mirror and has evolve to copy appearances, usually those of the owner of the mirror. Because of the the reversed environment they form in, they tend to write and use their left hand more dominantly compared to their right.

“Hey I’m hanging out with Dave right now, did you know he’s left handed?”
“Man you better get the fuck out of there. That’s not dave, he’s been replaced by the Left handed people.”

by Dr.EyeKnowStuff November 2, 2022

Back-handed insult

Something that sounds like an insult until you explain and find out its really a compliment

Dude 1: man, she's F.A.T.

Dude 2: dude she doesn't even weigh 100 pounds.

Dude 1: dude F.A.T. means Fabulous and Tasty. Its a back-handed insult

by The Duk3 March 29, 2021

waffle hand hold

Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.

A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.

B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.

by smexy_hotdog82 March 4, 2022

Hand ting

Something that cans fit in your hand, that can also be classed as a ting.

“Hey, can you pass that hand ting”

by Hand ting November 1, 2020

caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.

Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

hand-pussy game

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable

hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands

by euphemism April 9, 2005