Attention Zombie 

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.

"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.

Attention Zombie by urbanronin September 25, 2021

ATTDI 

Another Thing To Do It.
Defined it by Juice WRLD in his unreleased song “ATTDI

It’s one thing to talk about it ATTDI

ATTDI by carlosgarciaa_ November 6, 2022

attachow 

noun
used to express joy or approval

“Your buffalo wings are ready and will be out shortly.”
Response: “ATTACHOW”

attachow by jj jewels February 16, 2023

Smack Attracting 

When someone is begging to get hit.

Man that dude over there is smack attracting, he must really wanna get beat

Smack Attracting by hans mgee June 12, 2009

Cracker Attack 

When someone has had enough of you being all up in their space, and smashes a cracker in your face.

YOU JUST GOT CRACKER ATTACKED!

Cracker Attack by blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh October 22, 2010

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder

The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.

President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?

Tweet Attention Deficit Disorder by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011

textual attraction

When a person of the opposite sex is texting you and always seems to say the right things and it makes you want them sexually.

Girl 1: I didn't think he was that hot but then he started texting me and now I want his load all over my face.

Girl 2: That sounds like some textual attraction.

textual attraction by - TFish May 1, 2011