Facebook mom group

A term to recognize a group of entitled middle aged women who think that the world revolves around them. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, KAREN.

I saw a facebook mom group today!

by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.

Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*

by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019

UR FUCKING MOM

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Woah, the egg is gonna roll off ur mom!! 😟
Woah, the egg is gonna roll off ur mom!! 😟
Woah, the egg is gonna roll off ur mom!! 😟
Woah, the egg is gonna roll off ur mom!! 😟
Woah, the egg is gonna roll off ur mom!! 😟
Woah, the egg is gonna roll off ur mom!! 😟
UR FUCKING MOM

by Woah, the egg is gonna roll of January 3, 2022

coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.

friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!

by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010

Bad Mom Tuesday

all the mothers in fucking world bitch non stop on tuesday..
they bitch about stupid ass random stuff.. drives us kids crazy!!!! some say its a case of PMS.. some say its just a qudinkidink ohh nooo its Bad Mom Tuesday..

"______(< Kids Name) you never do anything!!"-MOM YADA YADA YADA!!! Bad Mom Tuesday

by katherine jullie the third November 24, 2006

date my mom

Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.

John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!

Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!

by Joe23423423 May 3, 2006

million moms march

An anti-gun demonstration orchestrated by the Bell Campaign and other Marxist organizations.

Something under ten thousand angry moms and professional leftist demonstrators paraded in the Elipse. The number of protestors was somewhat less than anticipated.

by J E Walker September 9, 2003