gay poupon

The mixture of lubricant and tid bits of brown than end up on a shaft after anal sex.

Bob's condom was covered in gay poupon after pounding George's ass.

by Anonymous February 18, 2004

gay poo

This is the ultimate form of gayness, also meshed with the original idea of "shitty". The two words are linked, but the latter is cleaned up a bit to prevent any offensive language being said. Think of it as something being so horribly gay and/or shitty that all you can say is, "Dude...This is so gay poo."

crawford: "dude, my mom got shot"

mike: "haha, bitch deserved it"

crawford: "yeah, but i stole your boyfriend"

mike(sad face): "gay poo" :*(

by Michael Jonathon April 18, 2007

gay marriage

The extension of certain essential rights--joint tax filing, hospital visitation rights, bereavement leave from work, to name a few--to mutually loving, consenting couples, regardless of sexual orientation.

Its legal ban is part of President George W. Bush's bid for the Bible Belt's vote in the 2004 election.

We shouldn't allow gay marriage because gay couples cannot reproduce! In fact, elderly couples can't reproduce either, so let's nullify their marriages! And while we're at it, let's ban sterile people from marrying too!
If we allow gay marriage, fairies will come from La-La Land and magically turn everyone in the United States gay, stopping us from reproducing! So ban gay marriage!

by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

gay cold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.

by Sickomonster July 7, 2021

gay-dubbing

The art of giving male friends blow jobs when they are past out drunk. The word is derived from anthoney (a-dub) wilson of collingswood nj who repeditively gave oral sex on unsuspecting victoms before he came out of the closet.

yo, i heard that anthoney was gay-dubbing unsupecting victoms again this week. Alex woke up to his dick being slobbed on by him.

by nigel patterson November 21, 2009

Gay Communist

A moronic insult used by homophobic rightwingers against liberals.

Dr. Dipshit likes to call people gay communists.

by DKIA May 7, 2005