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breath dick

Sort of like the opposite of dick breath; it's the smell caused
when someone with bad breath gives you a blowjob, making your penis smell like it has halitosis. May also be caused by using saliva to masturbate.
Woman - "You got your dick smell on my breath!"
Man - "You got your breath smell on my dick."
Chew gum before giving oral to prevent breath dick.
by abyssalhunter April 4, 2012
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dick pic

a picture of a guys naked mole rat that is 95% of the time not asked for and 99.9% of the time not enjoyed 🤢
“david sent me a dick pic last night and let me tell ya, i’m very disappointed

“i just saw the grossest dick pic ever”
by jessicaroots468 January 13, 2020
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dick basket

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.
"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."
by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009
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Dick Hyman

American jazz pianist/composer. Also known as the man with one of the most unfortunate names of all time.
Hey, did you hear that new Dick Hyman tune they just discovered?
by Mars_Resident_001 December 27, 2008
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Dick fit

When a woman expects to get some but plans change and she has to go without getting some, so she throws a dick fit. Much like a child throwing a tantrum when they dont get what they want.
The couple had plans to spend a romantic night tigether, but due to unforseen circumstances they had to postpone their night, causing the woman to throw a dick fit.
by Sparta1997 December 15, 2017
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Wolf Dick

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call
"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.
by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009
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Dick Cheney

An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.

Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.

In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.

The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.

Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".

"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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