feel dead inside

Meaning: To feel no emotions and have depression to the point where you will commit suicide

Eg:

Depressed person: I feel dead inside, sir.

Therepist: That's because you are lonely and depressed.

by YOUR ADHD April 09, 2024

Night of the living dead

Used as a "safe" word when the need arises to sneak away and smoke massive ammounts of cannabis.

Dam bro its "Night of the living dead" time.

"Night of the living dead man", before i get tired of my girlfriend's bitching.

by callmewoody January 27, 2011

I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

“i’m dead!”

by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023

I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead

by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021

I’m dead

Dying of laughter or laughter laughing hard asf

When I was eleven I said I’m dead to my mom prank calling my grand

by CARTOON TREY January 08, 2021

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 05, 2018

living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.

I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.

by Lehmms March 12, 2009