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stay at home mom

This term is commonly used on facebook to indicate that you are a baby momma on welfare with at least one, but more likely, multiple children born out of wedlock with each child by a different baby daddy. The baby daddies are typically criminals and drug addicts. These women use the term in an attempt to elevate their status, but most people see through the ruse and know they are nothing but lazy, uneducated, drug addled hoochies.
Susan: Did you see Tiffany's facebook page? It says her employment status is a stay at home mom.
Bill: Really? Last I heard, she was staying with her dealer a few blocks down. She must have gotten knocked up again. I'm surprised child protective services hasn't taken her kids away yet. When they do, she will really be hurting from losing all those welfare benefits.
by Miner'sCanary June 24, 2015
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Your mom

The greatest comeback in the history of mankind.
Guy 1: You suck at cod. Go kill yourself

Guy 2: Your mom

Guy 1: T_T
by Marcus Pwns Nubs April 26, 2010
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your mom's box

Something that you must never never look at touch or smell. Also something that you tell your friends to go eat.
Hey go eat your mom's box.
by not poor January 21, 2003
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coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!
by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010
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Ur mom gay

an insult that will ruin ur yt channel if ur a minecraft lets player the only way to get back at them is no u
person 1 ur mom gay
person 2 no u
person 1s minecraft yt channel is now dead
by MinecraftBilly69 June 12, 2018
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Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.
Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*
by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019
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Your mom gay

-YOUR MOM GAY!
NO U
by Therealgangster June 6, 2018
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