cow figgit

a short, homophobic douchebag.

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.

by gay cow February 1, 2019

Hand-fighting

Light physical scrimmage with another without intent to cause pain or injury.

Upset, Bill nudged John which lead to a light hand-fighting match

by yhui33 February 7, 2019

whale fight

A brawl between two overweight tub of lards, male or female, who begin wailing at eachother with flabby biceps and 300+ pounds of body weight.

Tyler yelled "WHALE FIGHT!!!" at the two chumps.

by Capn Coochy February 12, 2019

lighter fighter

Lighter Fighter is a sexual act to which a man or any party with a penis drowns their member in highly flamible liquid to which they will light it on fire and have one or more parties try put the fire out by using genital fluid. Often it is just the singular party trying to ejaculate to put out the fire

Kevin: God I did a Lighter Fighter last night. Best. Night. Of my life.
John. You kinky bastard.

by MIGHTYANUSRIPPER March 27, 2019

Bee Fight

the absolutely normal act of two willing participants shoving a knife hilt side first into their rectum and then proceeding to fight each other by flailing their bums at each other.

You sir! I challenge thee the a Bee Fight! En Garde!

by Hydraaz April 14, 2019

tight fight

A close battle

That was an old-fashioned tight fight between two great competitors of the sport.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019