Alam testical syndrome

This syndrome is very bad to have. If you have this your penise wil have testical cancer,frostbite on you small penis meaning for it to fall

That fatherless child called alam has Alam testical syndrome

by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022

caeruleum testiculorum

a really fancy way of saying "blue balls"

Nurse 1: a really creepy dude just came into the clinic, claiming to have "caeruleum testiculorum"
Nurse 2: a what now
Nurse 1: blue balls
Nurse 2: oh, i see; y'know i didn't brush up on my latin in ages, i should really do it
Nurse 1: yeah, i'd definitely recommend it

by cryp71c4l17y July 28, 2022

Wendy Testaberger

Season sixteen, episode: Butterballs
Wendy is known as Stan Marshs on and off girlfriend. She's a SJW and she got a teacher killed

"DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTABERGER!"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN BITCH OR ILL WHOOP YOUR SORRY LITTLE ASS BACK TO NEXT YEAR"

by CallMeParty September 9, 2022

Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.

Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker”
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester

by User173842066669 January 1, 2023

Texty testy

The act of sending a text to MPS or s/o using only your testicles.

Sarra and I were sexting last night and I sent her a texty testy

by rob2swag January 6, 2023

Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...

Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Visual testicle

A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.

“Did you see the new Transformers movie? It was a visual testicle.”

by MrBenjaminJingles April 10, 2023