The death star

When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat

"Man I hella had the death start last night"

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

Death

The opposite of life

You are permanently not of life anymore. Therefore, you are in the state of death.

by MangaDanga October 25, 2020

Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 9, 2015

Death

Something that happens when you dont do your duolingo lessons

Me: oh no, its 24 hours and 1 seconds after my last lesson
*Duo comes in*
death

by auex December 20, 2022

death grips fan

the most unhinged people you'd never want to hang out with

person nr. 1: let's be friends!
person nr. 2: ok, what's your favourite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!!! 1!1!!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*

by john overscore December 31, 2023