Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010

documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work

Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience

by charleyfarley August 25, 2010

Tornado storm

Woman's period

Watch out, she just started her tornado storm.

by Joe mamasofat September 9, 2010

bar storming

to bar hop in an aggressive and dominating manner

Yeah, we commenced to bar storming after the tequila ran out.

by skeet40 October 13, 2010

The Story Siren

The Story Siren is a fantabulous book review blog run by Kristi.

Check out The Story Siren's review of book x. It's pure awesomeness

by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011

Candida Storm

A furious influx of Candida sp. yeast in the vagina. Can result from Molasses Contra.. Symptoms include burning and itching.

Totally had a Molasses Contra Scandal with my girlfriend, now she is experiencing a Candida storm.

by DamnitCamn July 4, 2011

Josie Storer

That person who never tides her own room but has issues with other peoples rooms. She needs he bestie to help her tidy her room with shortcuts

Friend: I dont want to tidy my room
Me: Neither do I
Friend: I will tidy yours for you
Me: OMG, you are such a Josie Storer

by Jennifer Slogrove July 11, 2011