Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.

Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

by Criddie January 6, 2024

Noah’s Slock Dragon

Noahs lovely meatlug dragon its everyone’s favourite

“Noah’s Slock Dragon holds emotional value to me”

by Meatlugdragob February 2, 2024

Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.

My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.

by AlaskanEarthDragon February 10, 2024

alaskan fire breathing dragon

Having anal sex with a grandma named Luke in a long jon silver freezer

I just gave your grandma and alaskan fire breathing dragon

by koijuh February 20, 2024

tamil nadu sex dragon

a person from tamil nadu who has a massive cock and sex appeal

"tamil nadu sex dragon pole analo"

by idfk06 March 4, 2024

Bit by the Blue Dragon

A phenomenon occurring in portalets when a splash of the dyed-blue water comes all the way back up and hits the user, resulting in an unpleasant sensation and often a blue stain on the affected area.

“Yo, I’m headed to use the portalet”
“Alright, don’t get bit by the Blue Dragon!”

by youseriousrn June 29, 2024

waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024