Bumper boats

Wet vagina lips

Also known as 'Men's Lips'

"Stop flappin your bumper boats ".

by Hot fish July 6, 2017

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017

a boat of ziggys

1.A Box Pack Of Cigarettes

"Hey Did You Get Yourself A Boat Of Ziggys From The Store?" The Slang Started In Sonora,California

by J.B.B.J. August 22, 2017

torquey boar

A penguin that is magestic

Did you see that Torquey Boar over there?

by PonkeyIsALedgend August 29, 2017

Steam boat

The act of vaping inside of the female genitalia and the vapor comes out of her mouth. Then you yell "Ahoy matey" and make boat sounds.

"Me and michell took a nice steam boat ride last night, it was wierd it kind of smelled like the ocean"

by RussiaIsmyCity September 16, 2017

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018