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To fulfill the task at hand, and to forsake it completely. To defeat your enemy in a glorious fashion, while giving up during the very first minutes of the battle. To enslave, yet still dignify. To bean someone, is to do many things. It is a word used to conquer, but never to humiliate. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred by history and time.

Powerful words shan't be given meaning by mere men. Thus beaning will forever remain as a neutral term for action of any kind. To seek the meaning of the word alone, will still classify as beaning. Use it as you wish. Beware however, as those who speak the word can go to neither heaven or hell.
I've beaned you.
Absolutely beaned.
A lot of beaning going on over here.
beaned by the forenoon of Friday October 28, 2020
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Woot Beans 

Cousin variant of "Cool Beans." It is a phrase used to describe abrupt excitement. Also used in conjunction with bragging/boasting to friends and or family.
Dude!!!@ I just won $80million in the lottery, <while mildly raising your hands towards the air and tilting your chin up and neck back, exclaiming....> WOOT BEANS!
Woot Beans by Dr. Weinerslave April 25, 2009
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Sweet beans 

Something that makes you happy, a excited, or pumped.

Just general awesomeness.
Bob: Hey we don't have any school today, the place burned down

John: Sweet Beans
Sweet beans by Mwhaha2354 December 29, 2011

Smacking Beans 

Hot sex between two or more females. May include scissoring, oral, fingering, dildo action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the clitoris.
Dana and her girlfriends love to get together on Saturday night for a little Netflix and Smacking Beans.
Smacking Beans by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Full Beans 

To give something maximum effort or force
Joe went full beans when he hit that ball

My truck almost got stuck in the mud so I had to go full beans on the gas pedal
Full Beans by Mr. Wright1331 January 4, 2023

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.
Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.
Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.
Meat 'n Beans by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015