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kaity baker 

Kaity Baker is a beautiful creature with a hot sauce attitude. She's sweet as a button but sassy as cat shit. Kaity Baker will sing, dance,entertain, help. Kaity baker cares. Kaity baker listens. Kaity Baker talks soooo much. Loves the outdoors. A good mommy. Amazing in bed. Bomb kisser. Great poet/lyrical gifted. Is her fathers twin. Everyone either loves or hates Kaity baker. Easy to be friends with. Smokes entirely too much weed. Hometown girl. Traveler at heart. Namste. Cooking is a Kaity baker thing. You will never see a Kaity baker in jeans. Mostly a Kaity baker can be found sporting a side pony tale. The girl can sleep. Super duper goofy and mostly all the way up on 10 all the time. A Kaity Baker is a good thing to have on call. She's good at most everything.
Kaity Baker is a wild woman.
Kaity cannot be addressed without the baker.
Why would anyone eat a Cheeto out of their belly button or boob crack, or change their clothes just about anywhere & forget where she left them, oh because she's Kaity Baker.

Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.
Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.

Tito Baker 

Tito Baker by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017

jay baker 

A person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

Usually softer than a soft serve cone from Mc Donald's
Guy 1 - Look bobs past out after two light beers

Guy 2 - Hahaha bob's such a Jay Baker
jay baker by Yeahnah123 June 7, 2017

catelin baker 

Hottest sexiest person alive. She's got dem charms and some nice legs.shes the best at everything including getting dem ugly guys
catelin baker by Madkiller July 13, 2017