Are you legitting me?!

Another way to say " Are you kidding me?!" Especially used by rich white girls.

Mackenzie: Dan and I hooked up last night, sorry babe

Stella: "are you legitting me?!"
Mackenzie: nope but who cares! BFFLS for life

Stella: haha okay love you babe

legit

by Elle2942 June 27, 2014

gave me diabetes

A person so sugary fake sweet that just being around them for 10 minutes can cause the sudden onset of Type 2 diabetes.

Jess is so sugar fake she gave me diabetes.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Run me up then

When someone talks big but their game weak and you know youre better than them.

Someone: yeah I bet I can beat your ass
Me: aight run me up then

by Lil thong April 17, 2019

Had me dead

It means something is really funny.

Nah fam when she said peng it had me dead

by Jemimaa1 September 14, 2019

Pass me the Maple

A request one makes when participating in group self-flagellation involving MAGA hats and Kirk Cameron DVDs. Not to be confused with "Pass me the Mrs. Butterworth's", as, due to viscosity issues, Maple is the preferred medium.

Thanks to the perfect firestorm of Cameron/MAGA/Shatner, I've got a 90%-er going here ... pass me the maple.

by JT The Sick September 27, 2017

meet me inside

what George Washington tells you after you pissed him off by participating in a duel when he told you not to

"Hamilton?!" "Sir?" "Meet me inside"

by charlesleewasleftbehind March 23, 2017

dox me skid

The perfect response to a
skid when they come on your minecraft server and say they're gonna ddos it and steal your personal information.

Skid: OMG IMA DDOS TEH SRVR N U AINT GON DO ANYTHING ABT IT SKRUB
Owner: dox me skid -bans skid-

by СукаБлять August 21, 2016