Dirty Deadmau5

The act of fingering a girl on the dance floor at an electronic concert and wiping off the vaginal juices on your friends shirt.

guy1- Why does your shirt smell like fish?

guy2- John wiped his fucking hand on my shirt after he was done fingering that girl.

guy1- That Dirty Deadmau5 son of a bitch!

by AL777 October 15, 2011

dirty teacup

The act of forming a very cup-like depression with one's own ball-sack, then filling said scrotal-saucer with a cheap alcoholic fluid of your choosing. Execution involves recruiting the filthiest tramp-whore in your immediate proximity to retrieve the beverage without enlisting the help of her hands.

Dude, remember that tramp in the pink skirt... fuckin dirty teacupped her!

by D-Twizzy October 2, 2006

dirty aron

Spreading your man seed over a female's face and gently pour water from a watering can on top "grow my precious"

So I asked him to be romantic but he just gave me the dirty aron

by DodgerD18 March 31, 2020

Dirty Octagon

In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.

Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"

Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"

by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010

dirty inch

the bit of skin between a woman's beaver and butthole; also known as the "'taint" ('cause it 'taint her pussy and it 'taint her asshole).

"i was screwing her for so long, my balls got sore from bouncing against her dirty inch.

by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 21, 2006

dirty steve

when a female passes gas, and you suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose.

steve or whoever was licking nancy's asshole and she farts, steve then sucks it up and then blows the fart onto nancy's nose so she can smell it.

by momo April 14, 2005