dog sausage

When Breakfastmash takes something funny into the realm of assholiness stupidity.

Go die in a hole, dog sausage.

by L1V1NGD3TH August 10, 2016

Maxi the dog

A dog with the name maxi is the most beautiful dog you will ever see. She is normally a small dog. She loves you so much that she will sleep at the end of your bed clingy of your feet. She won’t ever run away but will never let you ran from her. She is tough and will fight things to protect you even if they are three times her size.

I love maxi the dog she is the toughest dog I have ever seen

by XD faze /Level 300 on fortnite August 5, 2020

dog face

"I adore your artstyle sm lmao"-FuvkS0aps

dog face yus

by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021

Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023

Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

by Special E.D June 17, 2018

Pounding the dog

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

by Lol427383 December 20, 2017

Lulu (dog)

Epic Doggo who is floofy :)

#birdkilller

Lulu (dog) iss an epic doggo

by Lulu the doggo February 1, 2022