As one of America's most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their penis inside the animal's long, penis-shaped mouth. Due to the schnauzer's unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner ejaculates into the dog's mouth, much of the cum enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer's nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.
Hey Paul, I don't want your cum on my rug, please cum inside the schnauzer instead"... "Joke is on you Jan, I did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying semen on your floor with every sneeze
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Get the white schnauzer mug.A person from an Asian, specifically South Asian origin who is white in color and can be compared to a white. This word can mostly be used for South Asian or South Pacific Asians who are white in complexion. It does not usually refer to Chinese person as most of them are white / fair in color & form a diffrent breed that differentiates them from South Asians, South Pacific Asians or Middle-East people.
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Get the White Shotgun mug.a no good pile of shit redneck who slithers like a snake when drunk or high, but can be fun to hang out with... see salad tosser or dumb ass. most likely to be found in a trailer park, or near one. watch the movie "drop dead gorgeous"... you'll find plenty!
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Idiot: I hate white people! How messed up do you have to be to invent slavery?
Person with actual historical knowledge: Did you know that the word slave actually comes from the word Slav? And that slavery was practiced in Arabic countries for thousands of years, while the USA only had slaves for 89 years? And that white people were the only people to abolish slavery completely? And that Africans sold each other to whites?
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Person with actual historical knowledge: Did you know that the word slave actually comes from the word Slav? And that slavery was practiced in Arabic countries for thousands of years, while the USA only had slaves for 89 years? And that white people were the only people to abolish slavery completely? And that Africans sold each other to whites?
Idiot: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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They absolutely do not accept the lgbtq community
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