1) A smelly person who takes great pleasure and pride in releasing gas with people around him or her, often maliciously.
2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.
3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence
2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.
3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence
"I saw these girls with orange spray on tans at the mall today, I felt obligated to crop dust them. Afterwards I ate some protein bars to supercharge my farts for my next victim, which happened to be my little sister when she came to pick me up from the mall. Muhaha"
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."
by Bigassss June 4, 2013
Get the fart centric mug.A fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and Fus-Ro-Dah's any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people asskemia.
1. Did you hear that Josh let out a Mushroom Fart on his date last night?
2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.
2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.
by Kearemme August 16, 2014
Get the Mushroom Fart mug.A heated fart is the action of farting directly into a wall mounted electric heater turned up to maximum temperature. The fan in the heater will accelerate the dispersal of the fart. If done properly you should be able to clear out a room. This also has the added benefit of burning off the dust clinging to the electric heating elements in the summer, adding a burning dust fragrance and fire prevention.
"Why are you bent over in front of the heater Johnson!......... and why does it smell like hot Garbage?!"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"
"Oh just launching my post dinner heated fart"
by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015
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Get the Fart Mart mug.A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean
Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
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