dumbass theorem

The theorem that makes you look smart even though your jus plain incorrect

4x3 actually equals 8 bc if you break them apart then multiply all of them together you get 8. This is the dumbass theorem bc it make you look smart

by DrizzledSyrup March 20, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023

biriyani theory

The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

Ria : i love biriyani

Salman : ew I hate it

Ria : biryani theory Fr
Salman: wat that

Ria: The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

by Swagking26172 June 26, 2023

may theory

The May theory is a theory where people feel a spiritual connection during the month of May. Its where people realise what theyve been holding onto(spiritually, mentally, physically etc) its when they try and spend time distracting themselves and focusing on other things when really they should be focusing on themself. Everythings so chaotic and busy they dont have time for anything but they start to feel a sense of new strong beginnings. You start to let go of the past as the new season of Summer starts rolling in with the heatwaves, so if a friend feels a bit distant during May, be there for them, the May theory affects many

“Its May 1st!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”

by maddie dalsh May 4, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.

Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

Probadance Theory

Probadance Theory: A conceptual framework that integrates principles from Bayesian epistemology and critical rationalism to create an adaptable and self-correcting hierarchy of event likelihoods. The term combines "probability" and "dance" to emphasize its dynamic and evolving nature in organizing, evaluating, and updating beliefs about the likelihood of various events.

Ever since I started applying the Probadance Theory to my decision-making, I've been able to assess situations with greater clarity and adaptability.

by Phieyl August 26, 2023