The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.

by yomismo August 24, 2008

Bitch Storm

When a person (typically a woman) makes a dramatic entrance/exit.

"Have you seen Jane today?"
"Yeah, she just bitch stormed the place."

by JaneDoe1234 March 11, 2009

Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 5, 2010

Chaos Storage

Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak

"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."

"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"

by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010

Number Storming

Number Storming is a term which is generally used to describe someone who goes on random Facebook profiles to gain personal information such as phone numbers. The person who is Number Storming ie; The Stormer, does not usually know the person they are gaining information from although sometimes there may be a small connection either through a mutual friend or another way or form.

Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.

- "Hey i went number storming last night, i 5 numbers of some of my mutual friends"

"haha sound man"

by Tommy Bassam December 15, 2009

Scandanavian Storeman

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips

by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009