Birds

Government spy drones

look at those fr*cking birds charging on the power lines, how do people not see this sh*ot?

by Birdsarentfuckingrealplease@me June 27, 2019

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

Dirty bird

Male equivalent of a cameltoe or “frontal wedgie.”

“His shorts were so tight, he was rocking a hardcore dirty bird.”

by ciscokid18 October 5, 2025

big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.

"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"

by CraLITS April 26, 2024

bird bender

When you stay up 48 hours or more on a bender.

Man, I was still up when the birds came out again this morning, I've been on a bird bender.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

Bird

A drone that was secretly built by the government to spy on its citizens. Based on an actual animal that went extinct several hundred years ago

Look a Bird

by Inferneo September 21, 2023

Bird feeder

A type of punishment dished out for stupidness, abscence or as initiation within a rugby club. 2 persons required, a mother bird and and baby bird. The 'Mother bird' consumes alcohol until vomit is produced and must 'feed' the baby bird.

Miles and Han missed the first rugby tournament of the year for unknown reasons. Miles must now bird feeder Han.

by DangerDBN April 19, 2017