The glint in the milkman’s eye

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

by Cavman January 7, 2020

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

Argentinian Pink-Eye

An awkward crusty situation brought on wine mixed with hard liquor mixed with suspect hygiene habits

After two bottles of a Chianti and one of tequila, she was ready to show her Argentinian pink-eye to the whole Italian crowd.

by Italian Beaver June 23, 2015

Blue eyes syndrome

People with blue eyes (or any exotic color) tend to keep them open very wide. Which can make them seem a little high at times or in some cases, just plain out creepy. This may be a conscious action caused by wanting people to see they're rare eye color. Or just simply them being weird or not noticing.

Person 1: Woah, why did miley cyrus look like that in blue eyes meme of her
Person 2: Oh, she's probably got blue eyes syndrome

by Interstellar444 October 18, 2021

[WHISPERING EYE] PATCH

TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).

LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.

by THE LIP LICKER June 20, 2011