Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.

I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today

by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022

Anal-milking

A sexual position involving the insertion of a nipple into an anus.

I was talking anal-milking my girlfriend last night.

by ApexMagnum June 4, 2014

Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done

He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else

by Asslicked May 6, 2023

Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

anal sexist

A sexist that is connected to an anal or canal

Are you an anal sexist?

by 🅰️ October 20, 2025

anal amnesia

Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.

Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.

by Dickless Tracy July 22, 2019

Dim Anal

when you anal someone in a public bathroom for so long the lights turn off

Marek: wanna try some dim anal
Rochelle: yes Daddy

by gary come home October 9, 2018