Tod showed me how useful Fart Gobbling is, before introducing me to Anal!
Larry pushed his mom out of a moving car because she ate one of his McNuggets. He is such a fart gobbler.
Larry pushed his mom out of a moving car because she ate one of his McNuggets. He is such a fart gobbler.
by Wayway0331 March 10, 2009

by Dranyam Mada September 28, 2008

when a guy blows air into the pussy then it swallows them all and then release them like a fart in 7to 8 times in a row.
by thaiho November 29, 2009

"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"
by metro anthony November 15, 2005

A fart so concentrated and large in magnitude that it explodes through your pants and Fus-Ro-Dah's any object within 200 feet, leaving a dangerous amount of fart radiation on the area for years which gives people asskemia.
1. Did you hear that Josh let out a Mushroom Fart on his date last night?
2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.
2. In 1945, two obese Americans Mushroom Farted in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and gave many Japanese people asskemia.
by Kearemme August 16, 2014

1) A smelly person who takes great pleasure and pride in releasing gas with people around him or her, often maliciously.
2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.
3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence
2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.
3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence
"I saw these girls with orange spray on tans at the mall today, I felt obligated to crop dust them. Afterwards I ate some protein bars to supercharge my farts for my next victim, which happened to be my little sister when she came to pick me up from the mall. Muhaha"
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."
by Bigassss June 4, 2013

A slang term used in regions of New England referring to someone that like to intentionally annoy people, and is a mean bean
Bill: Hey Jimmy, those fries you are eating are as unhealthy as a pickle in the raisin parade!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
Jimmy: Yo stop being such a fart cracker!
by datDude June 30, 2015
