wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny

person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."

by zero two's darling July 13, 2021

wet gem

A beautiful wet virgin vagina ready for a pounding

That girl Rose had a nice wet gem

by Variant_D June 20, 2016

wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

Wet Charlie

Like a wet willy, but in the nose

Im gonna give you a wet charlie if you give me a wet willy

by Wetcharliegiver April 1, 2025

nickers wet

Jump into deep water In shorts Unprepared

I do not want to jump into that river and get my nickers wet My shrit is so preety ?

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions

I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023