You're such a Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...

by LizzieInnit February 8, 2022

mighty young joe

Any probie firefighter named "Joe", who is prematurely balding, short & stocky, and has a pleasant personality.

Capt.: Who's gonna wipe down the Chief's car?

Lieutenant: I'll send Mighty young Joe

by the wetspot March 28, 2008

Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!

Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!

by castlehoff April 23, 2011

billie joe armstrong

hott bitch with a variety of hiar colors from time to time.

"I don't act dumb..it just comes naturally to me." Billie Joe A.

by real muzique April 4, 2005

Joe the Plumber

An actual person, Joe Wurzelbacher, questioning Barak Obama's tax/health insurance plan.

I'm going to call Joe the Plumber, CNN recommended him, to repair my leaky sink.

by Jessi B. February 20, 2009

Joe Biden

Current president Joe Biden and his running mate Kamala Harris defeated former president Donald Trump and vice president Mike Pence in the 2020 presidential election.

Joe Biden is now lobbying for the police to be able to go invisible, and uses cheese as a drug to control the US

by Hayfry July 13, 2021

Uncle Joe

The one uncle that gives away money and has a wierd obsesion with airplanes.

Hurry children, hide in your rooms! Uncle joe is at the door!

by TheManOfTheWise February 27, 2015