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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins
The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil
by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023
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Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
by Puss5829 July 27, 2016
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Water

by Idkwhattoput....... December 5, 2017
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water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018
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Water spots

Water spots occur when you wash your cars windshield with hard water.. or something , and don't squeegee it off. Its similar to seman spots on a black shirt.
Dude, you got water spots on your windshield..... just like I left your mom last night after the funeral.
by Dammit tim twice October 20, 2019
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Watering

Watering is the last part of a flight, where a flying animal, aircraft, or spacecraft returns to a body of water.
After a long flight to Alaska the plane had a soft watering just outside of Juneau.
by Problem Solver Bill October 10, 2023
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