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Closed Species 

A Furry Version of Non Fungible Tokens so called Furry NFTS and a dead Extinct Idea Concept nowadays that Creators try to Gatekeep a Species that cannot be Copyrighted/Trademarked or enforced by Intellectual Property Laws whatsoever under any Circumstances and they try to make that happen but waste their time doing so. And they're sad because they can't learn to play Monopoly and go to College or Learn a Career Trade at a Vocational Trade School to make more money instead of Excluding a species and doing illegal activities like Blacklisting and Doxxing and also Harassing people by sending Death Threats and White Knights after them when they're LEGALLY allowed to draw and make whatever they want. And Furries are Praising for Unofficial Fursonas as they're better and Free instead of paying a greedy artist thousands of dollars for a drawing that can be drawn by yourself because they lack Knowledge and Education and are jealous that other people are more Creative than they are and nobody cares about Lore or the made up Rules of the Species as they're not Associated with their Official Groups, Pages, Clubs, and so on.
Average Furry: Check out my new Sona it's so cool and Fluffy!
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers and wanna Scam people with petty digital images.
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Compton Special 

When you (as a girl) are getting down and dirty and right before he's about to bust you stick your finger in his b-hole and he erupts like a god damned volcano. Yes, it is for sure suspicious but you're too awkward as his girlfriend to have "the talk."
Man, Janet gave me a Compton Special last night and I erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro.
Compton Special by wrich187 July 25, 2024

Greg special

When the blackjack dealer lays out a sick set of cards to turn your likely win into a bad beat. Coined by Degen Dalt, a YouTube gambling influencer.
The dealer had a 6 up card and I had 11, and he gave me a 9 when I doubled. I was feeling pretty good until then the Greg Special when proceeded to pull five twos in a row followed by a five to beat my 20.
Greg special by anonymous July 29, 2024

Gagne Special 

Wearing a button up that’s floral with khakis
Hey it looks like your wearing the gagne special today, nice!

The special second 

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.
The special second by von groovy August 22, 2024

diversity specialist 

Your token black friend who advises you when it comes to racial matter
Is eating water melon racist? I better call Jamal, my diversity specialist!
diversity specialist by FenTheGoat December 11, 2024

Landlord Special 

Landlord Special by xyr0ax December 17, 2024