one shot 

a black man who drinks fortnite shields and cant die ''says your teamate'' and he has infinite health

that bitchass is ''one shot'' (although they didnt hit him) :(

one shot by Exozs March 27, 2022

one-sex 

another word for one night stand

cant believe my bro had a one-sex wit my sister!

one-sex by chomumandem March 31, 2022

One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand

While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate

One Eye’d Pirate by Medix457 April 7, 2022

one bolt wonder 

Slang for automotive lube tech

“He isn’t a real mechanic, he’s a one bolt wonder!”

one bolt wonder by Whosedraco April 11, 2022

one._.direction.ar 

One._.direction.ar is the best one direction fan page in Instagram. Aliza and rida are bestfriends who handle this account. Aliza is crazy in love with Harry styles and Rida is madly in love with louis Tomlinson. Hence, Aliza and rida are die hard larry shippers. If you haven't followed @one._.direction.ar in Instagram then what the hell are u doing human!?

One._.direction.ar is the best one direction fan page in Instagram.

Have you liked one._.direction.ar's latest insta post?

One._.direction.ar is the talk of the town!
Hell YEAH

one._.direction.ar by 1D FANGIRL April 11, 2022

one time 

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

one time by UncleRody April 11, 2022

one-legged 

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above

-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!

one-legged by prisky April 11, 2022