The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
by James Townsend January 23, 2019

by npc133 February 12, 2024

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.
The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.
The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.
FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.
by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

by Verdigris May 13, 2018

by spongeb0b September 6, 2011

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.
Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.
by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

by Kleeve April 27, 2017
