jellying a zebra

When GHOST has sex.

Yeah man, was jellying a zebra when my mum walked in.

by GHOshifT April 13, 2023

zebra kusse

Zebra Kusse also means a Jonas. Zebra Kusse/a Jonas means someone who loves to get 100% in videogames and is somehow still the smartest person you know. But because they are 100% nerd they get no bitches.

Stop being such a zebra kusse and come over and play the cracher game.

by Jonas's best friend May 9, 2023

Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved

Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Zebra

Zebras are very cute animals, with stripes that live in Africa. They share the same jeans with horses and asses the animal one I think.

Zebras an animal that has stripes and that’s cute

by An amazing Aries <3 November 21, 2021

Zebra Hairbrush

A hairbrush that is owned by Gilas. It smells like it was the hairbrush of something dead.

Ew Gilda has a zebra hairbrush what a loser.

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 October 16, 2021

Zebra

something that is searching for redemption

because I'm a zebra who's searching for redemption - damiano david

by ARandomPersonNobodyKnowsAnout October 21, 2021

long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.

‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021