by gayboi690 January 6, 2021

The cutest couple to ever live. Ultimate power couple energy with lots of chaos and chemistry. They are partners in crime, sharing a lot of inside jokes that no one understands but them. Zack and Hailey aren’t just a couple they are an experience. Individually, they are forces of nature; together, they are a whole category 5 hurricane. They make everyone around them believe in love, chaos and a well timed roast.
by anonymous April 7, 2025

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by PJlover314 December 9, 2024

Jenny: Zack come over her ?
Zack: what for ?
Jenny: so you can sniff a fat slug out my tits !
Zack: hang on I’m just doing a fat coco out of mollies
Zack: what for ?
Jenny: so you can sniff a fat slug out my tits !
Zack: hang on I’m just doing a fat coco out of mollies
by Googleffff November 26, 2019

zack is a weirdo with L rizz and 0 pussy, he drives a black BMW (old as fuck btw) and got a D in chemistry
by Up dog42069 March 2, 2022

A dude with a micropenis and parental problems of an extreme level. Works out everyday just to try and have bigger tits than his ex. Likes to chat shit, but hates people who chat shit.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
Has the greasiest hair known to man and smells like the underside of a hot garbage can because he’s clearly never heard of body wash.
by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023
