Fountain of Youth

A woman that has a lot of seamen coming out of her vagina.

Woman 1: "OMG I can't BELIEVE you fucked 4 guys last night!"
Woman 2: "Yeah when I stood up there was a whole Fountain of Youth."

by RedJenny August 16, 2018

Youthemism

Application of the term "youth" or "youths" as a euphemism when reporting crimes performed by young thugs.

Liberal leaning local papers can be counted on to use Youthemisms like "YOUTHS rob BART passengers at station in Oakland" instead of opening with "Punk-ass thugs..."

by Gaijinman April 25, 2017

springtime of youth

A common saying with possible anime influences that represents the height of ones youth. Can also refer to a state of mind.

-- A boy trying to grab my penis or stick his fingers up my ass is merely in his glorious Springtime of Youth. I can still remember my Springtime of Youth...sitting on my friend's laps, grabbing at each other's penises. What wonderful days.

by Hexus May 28, 2006

Smethwick Army Youth

Smethwick Army Youth Notorious football firm just started up young firm between 15 and 20 round about 70/80 members and growing always at west brom football matches in the smethwick end at the back always kicks off with firms biggest rivals are the wolves (subway army, yam yam army).

Look out if you go to a west brom match smethwick army youth are always about

by Lucas Brooke September 30, 2007

Youth Group

A wonderful place preteens and teens who love Jesus can hang out and be at home with people who love them and love Jesus. Contrary to popular opinion, youth group is not a place where unwilling teens get brainwashed to believe in a false religion. Most of the people there CHOOSE to go there because they WANT to be in a community where they can talk about Jesus and read the Bible.

Boy: Hey, wanna visit my youth group?
Girl: Ugh, no! They're just brainwashing you one sermon at a time!

Boy: No, I love going to youth group! I choose to go there, and its SUPER fun!

by imwordy March 11, 2021

Hitler Youth

When kids in middle school spray their deodorant in the locker room.

Guy 1 : *sprayes deodorant
Guy 2 : You are the hitler youth, you just turned this place into a gas chamber

by Mopmeep September 22, 2018

YETH

The Business:

YETH is a timeless, age-old phrase passed down, generation-to-generation, from sea to shining sea. It was formulated ages ago by a perspicacious sage commonly referred to as Michael Scott Buckley.

The Phrase:

YETH is an exclamation of great frivolity and excitement, uttered when words fail the emotion one wishes to express. In addition to its normal usage, YETH is a movement of joy, peace, and acceptance. I serves as a catalyst for the unification of unlikely groups of individuals.

It has a number of uses including, but not limited to:

To Fill in Awkward Silences with Unification
To Unify

To Exclaim Excitement, Joy, and Other Great Emotion

On Twitter: #YETH. #YML (for YETH My Life)

Oh Facebook: YETH; I Think, Therefore I YETH; YETH, the Philosophy Group; YETH My Life (YETHML)

What YETH is Not:

YETH is not anything demeaning, immoral, or disgusting. YETH is encouraging, uplifting, and life-giving, if your YETH is anything besides these, then it's not true YETH.

Believe in your dreams.

Since I smashed my face in that cake, this will be the best birthday EVER! YETH!!!!!!!!!

by Thomas J. Knott June 20, 2011