retro-wanking

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.

"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."

by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007

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working on

See work on for the definition.

I'm working on SOIII right now.

by Ben L. October 9, 2004

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wanking

Creamin' it up with your homies.

"I'm wanking it up with my socks on!"
"Go get me a carrot."

by chickunman June 15, 2003

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Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

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1. The act of taking a shit
2. Realy working the knot muscle sphincter to force out a bashful turd
3. What you can see your dog's balloon knot doing (especially a short haired one) while he is sniffing around trying to find the right place to dook

1. That bathroom is going to be nasty, George has been in there for an hour working the knot.
2. Man, I had to work the knot so much on that one, I think i ripped my grundle.
3. Your dog is starting to vigorously work his knot, you better let him out before he shits on the coffee table.

by sweatygooch July 30, 2010

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working it in

When you get a boner and it stretches your underwear so that there's a permanent bulge. See junk-prints

Example 1: God, she really had me working it in last night on the phone!

Example 2: Is this a joke? *holds up underwear* I could fit my head inside this junk-print! Who could work it in this well?!? It has to be God!

by lilwangsta July 9, 2011

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